Friday nights, Animal Planet, it's "Lemur Kingdom!" Like "Meerkat Manor," but the lemurs don't kill each other's children. The ring-tails are far, far cuter than those genocidal meerkats.Love the lemurs. LOVE THEM! Watch their show. The lemurs need your support.
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Knowing how soft their hands are makes me want to pet them.
I know! Remember Hugs? He was so sweet. When I watched the show and saw them come sproinging out of the trees, it made me wish I was right on the middle of a big jumble of them.
Are lemurs dangerous?
"Yes, they are extremely hostile and agressive. If you see one, don’t pet it or it’ll bite your hand straight off. Do you have hands? If you have not had them bitten off, then you must be the Lemur."
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lemur
They made that show specifically for you!
Joel, that wiki is wrong and evil. Lemurs will NOT bite my hands off. Or yours. They ARE for petting.
Well, you must be the lemur, then – an evil, hand amputating lemur. I will not lured by your lies into petting you.
I use my lemur power for good. Just keep your mitts to yourself.
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