So, apparently, it's not illegal to drive drunk on a mo-ped here. It's NOT against the law. In fact, you don't even need a driver's license to use a mo-ped.I'm getting one of these all-electric Hondas so I can be a drunken-driving jerk AND environmentally conscious at the same time.
I'm gonna paint it candy-apple red and name it the "Liquor-cycle," to be pronounced "liquor-sickle," naturally.
It also needs a sidecar. Or at least a basket for carrying my phone, shoes, an extra bottle (unopened, of course) for when the buzz wears off. And an extension cord so the liquorcycle can get juiced, too.
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In Arkansas, it is illegal to ride a bicycle while drunk — and it should be.
How's the blog refit coming?
You'd be better off starting with a bicycle. That way you won't be moving as fast when you hiccup and hit a tree.
Funny you said that. I'm planning on getting myself a nice Electra cruiser this Friday. A way early birthday present, but I believe I will happily enjoy hours of riding the backroads here.
Ooh, nice! The Electra Amsterdam, perchance?
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